all the veggies are good and pure, end of story
Except eggplant. Keep that shit away from me.
Aubergine is perfect. Broccoli good. Cauliflower good. Peas good. Green beans good. Raw carrot good. Sprouts good. Cabbage good. Courgette – sometimes. Mange tout. Baby sweetcorn. Sweetcorn. Asparagus. Tomatoes. Swedes. Turnips. Good things. Garlic garlic garlic onion. Yes.
Lettuce meh. Cucumber meh. Parsnips sometimes.
Celery belongs to the devil. Cooked carrot is foul.
Pickled beetroot makes me want to vomit, but that’s school’s fault. I used to love beetroot.
I like eggplant provided it’s prepared right. Eggplant Parmesan is heavenly.
Broccoli is wonderful. Peas are good. Cauliflower is okay I guess. Carrots are amazing. Asparagus is great. Green beans are okay. Peppers are pretty awesome unless they’re raw. I like lettuce and cucumbers fine. I like celery if it’s got peanut butter on it. Tomatoes are fine. Garlic is great. Corn is fine. Spinach is heavenly so long as it is not creamed. Creamed spinach looks exactly like what happens when my dog eats a bunch of grass and pukes it up. Garlic is great. Olives are gifts from the heavens. So are mushrooms..fight.me.
Onions are the handiwork of the devil.
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