You know what, I’ve gone 4 (four) straight years of Texas summers and triple digits Fahrenheit without air conditioning and you know what, I’ve done my time. I’m done with this. 

I’m getting a headache. I’ve got a box fan and an air purifier running and I can’t hear myself think. The cats are upset about the noise. Arthur is still itchy and hot. We worked through this in past years but damn we’re all too old for this crap. 

Dude better fix this thing tomorrow. Also I may be about to cut my hair off.