I don’t know why the internet has such a hate-on for spiders when cockroaches are a thing that exist. I mean spiders are shy and they eat pests, while cockroaches…are roaches. They’re evil and gross and disgusting. 

The spiders and I have an accord. They stay in dark cool places, like under the sink and at the bottom of the pantry, and out of my bed, and they get to live. But I just found a teeny tiny one crawling up my arm in my bed. Tbh I wasn’t even mad. I got him in a cup and took him to the bathroom to put him under the sink when….”You motherf*cker….” 

A giant freaking roach just chilling on the bathroom floor. The roaches and I have no accord. Their agreement is, I see you, you die. End of story. As was the end of this one’s story. I can handle a little lost spider. But a giant roach? You gonna die.