theparadoxmachine:

I HATE staples okay?

They waste so much metal and no one is going to recycle them-seriously, who does that?-so they are so wasteful, when you could just as easily use paperclips, which can be reused AND don’t need a special tool to remove, but why am I acting like my outrage against these sharp little bastards is for any reason other than the fact that I keep jamming up my damn scanner EVERY DAMN TIME I SCAN SOMETHING BECAUSE SOMEBODY DECIDED A RANDOM 3 PAGES IN THIS FILE NEEDED TO BE STAPLED FOR NO REASON AND I DIDN’T SEE IT UNTIL MY STUPID SCANNER CHOKED ON IT. 

AND FOR THE LOVE OF SANITY – PICK A DAMN SIDE TO STAPLE SHIT ON. I AM SICK AND DAMN TIRED OF STICKING SOMETHING IN THE SCANNER, THINKING I’VE GOTTEN ALL THE STAPLES OUT, ONLY TO FIND – SURPRISE DUMBASS! SOME JERKOFF STAPLED THIS SHIT ON THE RIGHT SIDE HALFWAY DOWN THE PAGE OR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OR SOME SHIT JUST TO TROLL YOU 4 YEARS IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!

I only got like 45 minutes of sleep last night, the postal service is ruining my life, and I’m gonna have to deal with holiday traffic on my way home and I might die. I can’t deal with this right now.