If you’re unfamiliar with Neuro Sleep, it’s a drink you can get at grocery stores and gas stations in the States (idk if it’s available elsewhere and I’m not gonna look for reasons that are about to become apparent) that contains, among other things, a healthy dose of melatonin. It’s safe to drink an entire bottle but normally I only drink a sip at a time, which is usually enough to get me relaxed enough to drift off, and still I’m often still drowsy the next day. 

I just drank a quarter of a bottle of the stuff. Which for me is like, “Good night everyone! See you in a couple days!” 

I swear the entire time I’m taking swigs of it, my dog is looking at me like DON’T GO WHERE I CAN’T FOLLOW. 

It’s okay, sweetie. Mommy’s just sleep deprived. Though if I’m fast asleep during this storm and there’s a tornado, we’re all screwed.