I think being from the south is why I have trust issues.

People are so friendly and helpful and polite to everyone (except on the highway because fuck you and your destination and your desire to be safe I HAVE TO GO 90 MPH BECAUSE I’M IMPORTANT) and are always “sir” ma’am” “thank ya’ll” and waving when you let them merge and holding doors open and shit but then people are also astounding bigoted and those things shouldn’t go together like a serial killer wearing a paper mask of a smiley face tape to his head while he stabs you to death. 

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