speaking of ways to get the Depression Voice to fuck off…

variablejabberwocky:

sometimes i can’t do the Nice Mom thing

so instead i turn it back on Depression Voice like so:

Depression Voice: there ya go fucking shit up again, just like always

me: AND WHAT, EXACTLY, HAVE YOU DONE THAT WAS CONSTRUCTIVE LATELY, CHAD?

Depression Voice: uh…

me: EXACTLY! KEEP WALKING, CHAD. *glares*