Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
Not food related, but every night my cat comes to bed with me and swats and claws at the duvet until I lift it up so he can crawl under it. And then he gets stuck and meows until I lift it up again to show him a way out. Repeat until he gets angry and runs away.
Mine is comparatively boring; my cat just cries at us until the person she wants is cuddling her in the exact position she wants.
My cat taught himself to play dead when he decides he’s being horribly neglected. I mean, full on, makes a pathetic mewling sound, sprawls onto his side, and stares, glassy-eyed, into the distance. On the floor right next to you, so you have no choice but to notice that he wasted away. If you inform him that you don’t believe that he’s really dead, he’ll shake one of his back legs as if he’s kicking the metaphorical bucket.
NO ONE TAUGHT HIM THIS. HE DID IT ALL HIMSELF, THE FURRY WRETCH.
My cat cries for two or three hours BEFORE her regular feeding time. We have always fed her at 5pm for dinner, she starts crying at 2 or 3. We have not once ever fed her that earlier.
My cats are weirdly sweet about this. They will let me sleep in however late I want and when I wake up, they will lay there quietly while I mess around on my phone. Eventually, if I wait to get up too long, Nebula will start nipping at my ankles, like come on Mom, get up. But the second my feet hit the floor
MMMMMRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW WE’RE DYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN YEEEARRRSSSSS MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Okay damn I’ll get your damn food. Let me pee first geez.
The Paradox Machine 