arachnospooky:

breelandwalker:

gothiccharmschool:

A wish for all the American retail workers who are working on Thanksgiving or Black Friday:

Bless you, and may your shifts be as stress-free as possible.

So say we all.

May the shift fly by, be filled with good humor, and end right on time.

May the entitled assholes be few, your managers merciful, and the cleanup be a breeze.