if your life flashes before your eyes before you die, im ready to rewatch all the dark shadows episodes in the moments before i die
I was going to say- that would leave me concerned as to whether your life flashes before your eyes forwards or backwards- Now I’m suddenly caught up on how nihilistically metal it would be to try and watch Dark Shadows Backwards.
You listening Patric McCray? Let’s raise the stakes.
… And watched that way, the series ends with Willie Loomis chaining Barnabas up in his coffin. *eg*
The series ends with Viki getting the hell out of collinsport
Which, face it, is only the sensible thing to do.
Honestly that would have been the perfect end of the series. Just one giant “Never mind let’s not.”