Fred Rogers, please grant me the patience to be kind and forgiving to my coworker, even when he is being an insufferable pain in the ass. Amen.
Coworker: Today should be pretty slow.
Me:

Fred Rogers, please grant me the patience to be kind and forgiving to my coworker, even when he is being an insufferable pain in the ass. Amen.
Coworker: Today should be pretty slow.
Me:
