He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.
While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level).
Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts.
No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!).
The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy.
Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t.
I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face.
“In your face all the time (in case of large boobs)”
So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh??
Any women out there willing to draw out how this guy’s version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous 😂😂😂
I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too.
I..am..idk
I am running around with D boobs. Do you really think I am obsessed with them?! The only thing I am obsessed with are big bras!
New study finally visualizes how the average woman perceives her daily life(24/7) with boobs, according to cis men
(I don’t know why I’m trash talking breasts. I just am, okay? Good.)
Wait? Men don’t obsess over their genitalia? They sure do send a lot of dick pics for people who aren’t obsessed
That’s an excellent point,
Men, when is the last time any woman sent you an unsolicited nip pic?
Huh. Allow me to emphasise this since every single one of you seemed to have missed this completely. I said:
“Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts…“
This is what you call a comparison. I said the TYPE of obsession was NOT THE SAME. Does that mean there is no obsession taking place? Nyet. Boobs are definitely more ‘in your face’ than dicks are. It’s NORMAL that they would draw more attention, as it would be NORMAL for women to pay more attention to them, just like it would be normal for a woman to re-adjust her bra if she saw her reflection in a mirror. What do men do? Move their balls around if it feels uncomfortable and that’s the end of it – no reflection required. Whatever position a guy’s dick’s in, no one will know. Boobs can’t hide that easily.
So, yes, men do not obsess about their genitals the way women do about their boobs. In fact, I’d say women don’t obsess about their genitals the way they obsess about their boobs.
Remember, not the same type!
just like it would be normal for a woman to re-adjust her bra if she saw her reflection in a mirror
Outside of the rare circumstance that I am trying on a new bra and need to adjust things around and see it in action, I have never done this.
What do men do? Move their balls around if it feels uncomfortable and that’s the end of it – no reflection required.
Tbh this is what 99% of bra adjustments and titty thoughts are about. “This is uncomfortable.” *grab grab stuff stuff stuff* “Aaah, better.”
I have big goddamn titties and I assure you, I can go for literal days without paying attention to how they look, under my clothes or out of them.
@spellbound7: men don’t obsess about their balls the way women do about their boobs
women: but we don’t obsess about our boobs. literally we don’t give two shits about them most of the time.
@spellbound7, in increasing distress: I said MEN DON’T OBSESS ABOUT THEIR BALLS THE WAY WOMEN DO ABOUT THEIR BOOBS
dude, why do you keep insisting on a thing that you know nothing about and have been corrected on by people with the sex characteristics in question?
listen yall. im a c. my best friend is a… e? f? honestly dont know at this point. the only time we ever obsess about our boobs is when they hurt or when we’re buying bras. i ignore them to the point where ive gone several months wearing a bra thats too small before realizing that my bra is too small and i need to buy a new size bra. we dont care
The only time I ever think about my tits is when my bra is uncomfortable or when I remember that they may try to kill me someday.
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