One of the guys I do payroll for came in this morning to ask me to do his paperwork to get paid this week even though the deadline was last night and I told him no because my coworker would get pissed if I did because deadlines are deadlines but my predecessor apparently did it all the time anyway so now I feel really really bad and I’m still sad about a bunch of dream turtles and it’s 9 am and I already want to go back to bed.