Oohhhhh. It’s his birthday. And apparently he’s given himself the gift of pissing me off.

According to the people here he’s been trying to get people’s attention but no one wants to acknowledge it because he’s a jerk who expects it but won’t do it for anyone else. And I had no way of knowing this and I’ve been suicidal for days and slipped into a serious existential crisis and he doesn’t give a shit so why should I?

Normally I’d be sad for someone not having their birthday acknowledged no matter how old they are but geez guy maybe don’t be a douche and people will care. Stop mansplaining a language you don’t speak to someone who does. Stop being an asshole.