theparadoxmachine:

Oh no. Oh hell no.

You can mansplain my own damn field to me. But act like I’m a Lord of the Rings movie trivia novice and you have gone too far.

I so thoroughly wiped the floor with my family at LOTR trivial pursuit that I am literally no longer allowed to play it.

MF-er literally said “You really need to read Lord of the Rings movie trivia sometime” then tried to tell me about all the production companies that wanted to make it only one film and I just went

“Let me stop you right there.”

I have dealt with this guy acting like he knows more than everyone else and is the smartest guy in the office and had to hear his stupid conspiracy theory about how Crown Prince Rudolf of Austria was murdered by his own father (no he wasn’t you’re an idiot) but I’ll be damned until actual Ragnarok if I’ll sit here and let this guy explain LOTR movie trivia to me. That was my shit in middle school and high school. It was all I was known for. Don’t even play me I woke up earlier than you did.