Me: I should really have a marathon of Guillermo del Toro’s movies in honor of him winning the oscar. I’ll start with Hellboy, I like that one a lot. Plus it’s not as heavy as some of the other movies.
My Mental Bullshit: What? You want to watch stuff with David Hyde Pierce?
Me: No? That’s not what I-
MMBS: Watch Frasier!
Me: That doesn’t have anything to do with-
MMBS: Dude. You are not mentally equipped to watch Crimson Peak right now.
Me: Okay but –
MMBS: And you really aren’t mentally equipped for John Hurt’s death scene.
Me: Still-
MMBS: WATCH FRASIER!
Me: Goddammit.