lynati:

jabberwockypie:

lynati:

roachpatrol:

pumpkin-bread:

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

• go bump in the night
• scratches at your door
• alarming noises
• “where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
• you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 
• turn back and THERE IT IS

• one of nature’s most efficient killing machines
• will prove this by bringing you corpses
• every single game they play is just a variant of ‘kill the thing’
• cuter than our own babies

•  instantly 5x more terrifying when they have thumbs

I dunno, Cricket mostly uses HIS thumbs to try to open the bathroom door when somebody CLOSED A DOOR and refuses to open it depsite the fact he’s yelling at them.  Or to pick up his jingly ball.

THAT YOU KNOW OF.