Things Paradox is salty about today:

1. Self righteous minimalists (as previously discussed)

2. Creditors trying to find my mom by spam calling me.

3. The “passionate” open letter some schmuck on yahoo wrote to a woman walking her dog in a stroller, because said writer nearly ran over the stroller with her car and was horrified to think she almost killed a child. Because it’s totally fine to nearly kill a woman and her dog with a car. No it’s the woman who is wrong to keep her dog in a stroller (even though I can think off hand of a dozen reasons why a dog owner might do so) and you are completely absolved of your responsibilities when operating a 2 ton vehicle, as long as there are no infants involved.