I like musicals, ok? I really like musicals. I like opera. I’ve happily sat through both in person. I need you to understand this because

I HATE the musical in season 3 of Slings and Arrows. It’s like store brand RENT. And I’m not a fan of RENT. But I can see the appeal of RENT even if I don’t like it. And when I say store brand, I don’t mean Equate or like the Target store brand. Something that usually closely resembles the real thing without the fancy packaging. No I’m talking Family Dollar, made with lead-based paint, no seriously don’t eat those frozen fish sticks store brand. 

It’s not good is what I’m saying.