takethekeyandlockherup:

forthegothicheroine:

vampireapologist:

My friends and I often discuss what we’d do if we suddenly became disgusting rich, and the usual stuff is that we’d use our money to fix some human rights issues we’ve been following and to help our loved ones etc. and then generally live a modest life but in a nice house so

I’ve started making my friends also choose one ridiculous thing they’d want to have if they were like absolutely bonkers rich. One of those rich people things that would be reported about in tabloids and it would be so superfluous it would nauseate the masses.

Personally I’d have someone wash my hair and choose my outfit every morning. I truly think the height of luxury is having someone to do ur hair and makeup. My friend would have an owlery.

What would your nauseatingly rich indulgence be

Elaborate balls and masquerades that are excuses to wear the finest gowns, with only like three of my friends invited, and halfway through it just turns into a boardgames-in-ballgowns party.

I’d just start adopting grown humans. 

Proteges like in old 30′s comedies.

Two words:

Cat. Sanctuary. 

Just an island of cats. And I’d get them all fixed and vaccinated and be a Cat Queen.

Also, falcons. Not on the same island, just in general. I’d just have so many animals and be a medieval style falconer.