jackymedan:

theparadoxmachine:

Hey Slings and Arrows fandom

I want to start a new embroidery project and I want the next one to be a quote from Slings and Arrows. I’m looking for suggestions. Preferably from Oliver, maybe from Geoffrey. It can be funny or profound but preferably not to long as I’d like to finish it this century. Otherwise I’d do the entire Ophelia speech.

I also need someone to talk me out of using “My condolences on your limp dick” because it is all I can think of right now.

I personally have “Oliver Welles is DEAD I poured him in the river and SWANS ate him” on my wall (not embroidered, but written on paper), but some other suggestions:

• I’m not mentally equipped for the task at this time
• Everyone cries when they’re stabbed
• That’s not a good position for prison, darling
• This is my lake
• What’s on the agenda today, geoffrey? -Nothing, avoiding people.
• This is my life: I live in a storage room, I eat soup with a dead man.
• You want people to trust you, don’t quote Nixon you fucking idiot.
• That’s ridiculous, I’ll do THAT.

And there’s probably way more, this list is mostly geoffrey quotes since those tend to be the most relatable to me, does anyone else know some oliver quotes?

Definitely adding some of those to the list. I may also add

“Wake up and smell the coffin.”

And I’m not gonna say which but some of those would be hilarious hanging in my bathroom.

I NEED the “What’s on the agenda today” quote in some form or another hanging at my desk at work.