Brain: Alcohol.

Me: *sigh* ok

Stomach: Umm idk dude. Not sure I’m feeling it. Am I the only one who remembers all the tequila hangovers from undergrad?

Brain: ALCOHOL.

Stomach: But-

Me: hey guys. I have to work tomorrow so….

Brain: DAMMIT

Me: it’s OK Brain. Just wait till Saturday.

This is going to be both the worst and most necessary birthday drink I have ever – well OK since last year’s birthday drink which I got right before losing my job.