mysticismmess:

unsuspecting catholic: is this a mortal sin or just a venial sin? Is it a mortal sin to be okay with doing a venial sin? what if I die tomorrow?

Martin Luther, stepping out from the shadows: it’s all mortal sin

catholic: all bad deeds are mortal sins?

Martin Luther: bad deeds, good deeds

catholic: good deeds are mortal sins??

Martin Luther: no time to explain. it’s not safe here. I–

John Calvin: descends shrieking from the ceiling