theparadoxmachine:

I’m legit about to lose a tooth. Am I being melodramatic by calling that a dental emergency?

Well I’m fucked.

My options are pull this tooth out myself and have a gap in my mouth and be mocked by my coworkers for missing teeth or wait until January, risk being in pain and unable to chew properly for that long until I can get to a dentist to get braces I can’t afford even with insurance and be mocked by my coworkers for having braces at 29.

Now seems like a good time to start drinking again.