theparadoxmachine:

Me @my brain last night: What. The. Hell. Was. That?!?!?!

Ok buckle in because this shit was weird even for me.

First of all there was this evil sorceress named Demelza. And she decided to take over and possess Rasputin. Yes. That Rasputin. Only he was a marionette.

Then Lord Zedd showed up. Or maybe he and Raspumelza were the same person? And he was growing all the Power Rangers monsters using the purple ooze Ivan Ooze had from the first movie. And he was making the ooze in my bathroom and growing the monsters by pouring it onto my bedroom floor. Like my actual floor in my actual apartment. Which are genuine hardwood so i was genuinely worried they were going to stain my floor and ruin my deposit.

Then Sherlock Holmes showed up and he had blond curly hair and he was a warrior king? And his lady assistant (a wife maybe idk?) Stripped him and put him in armor but then he ripped his helmet off and broke it with his bare hands.

Also literally everyone was puppets. Literally everyone was a puppet.

What the hell was that?