copperbadge:

wizzard890:

like-what:

how morally corrupt is your 19th century love interest on a scale of “aloof rich guy who doesn’t know how to express his feelings” to “has a secret wife in the attic” and “tries to dig up your grave so he can embrace your dead body”

the thing I enjoy most about this post is that digging up a grave to embrace a dead body is only like. the eighth worst thing heathcliff ever did.

I have never read Wuthering Heights and I never will because I enjoy learning new horrible things about it serendipitously on the internet. If you told me at this point that Heathcliff was once a test pilot for an early old timey submarine I’d be like “sure, seems legit.”