tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh
do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell
Ok so true story
I was 12 when Fellowship came out, 13 when Two Towers came out and 14 for Return of the King. So basically, deep in the throes of puberty. All the other middle school/high school girls were into Legolas
but I was an Ace baby who did not know I was an ace and I was deeply in love with Frodo Baggins. I have no explanation other than that I still love him with every fiber of my being. (I’m not sure how my loving Frodo Baggins relates to my being ace but I feel like there’s a connection)
I had a friend who was also a LOTR fan who had the hots for Legolas who COULD NOT STAND that I loved Frodo so much. She didn’t get it and I couldn’t explain it so it became a point of adolescent contention.
So one year for Christmas as a sort of peace offering I guess, she got me a poster of…
Aragorn
Who we both agreed was a happy medium between Legolas and Frodo. I’m not sure how that math works but I still have the poster.
The Paradox Machine 