Already the Ring tempted him
- Tagged
- and he doesn't need the ring for that
- and Sam's like
- and the ring is like
- are consistently the bane of the ring's existence
- because the Ring is like
- eh? EHH???
- FUCKING HOBBITS
- hobbits
- how would i ever tend all that by myself?
- i loved this so much in the book
- is just weirdly funny to me
- like it just gets increasingly annoyed by them
- lord of the rings
- nah i just want a little garden and a house and a wife and a bunch of kids
- ok he likes plants ok shit ok i can do this
- ok how can i tempt this guy?
- ok so how about an ENTIRE KINGDOM OF FLOWERS
- rosie cotton
- samwise gamgee
- stupid hobbits with their love of simple things and lack of ambition
- that's stupid
- the fact that
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