I was at work for over 12 hours. It’s been a very long day and I come home only to discover that I am from the same city as Barney the Dinosaur. Don’t ask me how I learned this information. I think I may actually be having an aneurysm. There’s a pain in my head going into my neck. Maybe it’s a migraine. Maybe it’s a stroke. Either way I hope it kills me.

queenofattolia:

yaushie:

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

#i’m not embarrassed but #i hate the thought of having to guard what i love #and defend any of my interests to others #people are the worst i don’t want them to know me

I call this “residual anxiety from being bullied for everything that made me even slightly unusual every day in junior high.”

Somebody please end me.

Source: tlotrgifs

fran-jason-isaacs-maniac:

thesegoddamnpancakes:

wheretheeternalare:

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

I blog whatever the fuck I want

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is

Ace culture is accidentally outing yourself for the sake of a pun and then having to give a 20 minute lecture on asexuality

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I know we put away a major serial killer this week and that’s great but there are still more out there going undetected and basically what I’m saying is I don’t appreciate losing power again while I’m naked in the bathtub at 2 in the morning, ok electric company?

takethekeyandlockherup:

ofalarger-infinity:

lmao everyone hates roger in this rip

oh the palpable hate!

fucking died when Grayson just leaned in smugly “I saved you”

And Frid “thank you dear”

Source: ofalarger-infinity

OFFICIAL Hobbit Ratings

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

A perfect boy! Radiates warmth & goodness! So gentle, so full of love. 11/10

Another perfect boy! So brave and strong. Winner of world’s biggest heart award. 11/10

Beautiful boy! Handsome boy! Brave & passionate. Loves his friends so much. Never gives up. 11/10

Precious boy! Small but powerful. So determined, tries so hard. Kind, loving, courageous. 11/10

#all hobbits is good hobbits #except the sackville bagginses

iunno i’d score Lobelia a solid 9/10 for that time she hit one of Saruman’s lackeys with an umbrella

#true true #but Lotho is an utter stinkhobbit

Lotho Sackkville Baggins: -100/10