theparadoxmachine:

I would like to apologize to every one of my followers who I just punched in the face with Lord of the Rings. I…uh…started rereading the series and this is the biggest case of Back On My Bullshit you will ever get from me. Feel free to blacklist

I have a queue running for tomorrow so this could have been a lot worse.

Sorry my bad.

Omg what is happening with my queue? Staaaaahhhhppppp

I would like to apologize to every one of my followers who I just punched in the face with Lord of the Rings. I…uh…started rereading the series and this is the biggest case of Back On My Bullshit you will ever get from me. Feel free to blacklist

I have a queue running for tomorrow so this could have been a lot worse.

Sorry my bad.

stitchinonamission:

Ive been holding off on posting this pattern to keep from spoiling the surprise for one of my friend’s gifts, but it’s given now, so I can share with the world! I really like how it turned out, but I forgot to get a picture of the actual framed thing, so that will have to be a separate post later. Based of off https://northernwinedregs.tumblr.com/post/170980245286/hi-brain-you-obstinate-fucker-i-drank-the-clear because I loved it and wanted something tangible of it. (Incidentally, the words lump of fuck are gray to remind myself to make them sparkly in the actual thing.)

belahbelieve:

mikkeneko:

thenudewitchofthenorth:

river-rider-with-cats:

blame-my-muses:

arirashkae:

systlin:

piskykyle:

countrygirlil2015:

piskykyle:

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. 🙂

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

Oh, is it time to break these out again?

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The red areas indicate referred pain, so if your headache is localized in one of these areas you can try pressing down on the spots marked ‘T’. I get a lot of the face ones and the pressure points almost always help.

Warning, the right spot when you find it WILL hurt like the devil, but press on! So to speak.

Now you tell me lol

alia-andreth:

If your art’s not like this, I don’t want it.

So I was browsing LotR art, as one does, and I found this.

There’s a lot to unpack here.

First off there’s Boromir rocking a beard and very fashionable hat. (first from left. You can tell it’s him because he has a horn.)

Then there’s the impressive noses on all the hobbits, and then there’s the fact that Aragorn looks like a cartoon spy.

It’s actually pretty adorable ngl.

And then

is that???

It must be.

It must be Legolas.

Has to be, because he’s wearing green and he has a bow.

Legolas.

What happened to your hair??