If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.
[Drawing of a blue shark saying “Just because your best isn’t as effective as usual doesn’t mean you aren’t trying hard enough. Your best on your bad days doesn’t have to be the same as your best on your good days to be impressive. You’re trying really hard and I’m proud of you.” in a pink speech bubble.]
I’m legit about to lose a tooth. Am I being melodramatic by calling that a dental emergency?
Well I’m fucked.
My options are pull this tooth out myself and have a gap in my mouth and be mocked by my coworkers for missing teeth or wait until January, risk being in pain and unable to chew properly for that long until I can get to a dentist to get braces I can’t afford even with insurance and be mocked by my coworkers for having braces at 29.
Now seems like a good time to start drinking again.
The Paradox Machine 