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thedarkperidot:

Signs you grew up lonely

– Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

geeky-jez:

solo-by-choice:

thescryingwine:

oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus:

IN CASE YOU FUCKS HADN’T HEARD, A NEW COPY OF TABLET V OF THE EPIC OF GILGAMESH HAS BEEN FOUND, CONTAINING SOME PRETTY FUCKING GREAT NEW SHIT.

THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING EXCITING THING, BUT OF COURSE NOBODY SEEMS TO GIVE ENOUGH OF A FUCK ABOUT MESOPOTAMIAN SHIT TO ACTUALLY REPORT THIS ANYWHERE SOMEONE MIGHT SEE IT.

IT’S REALLY FUCKING COOL. TRUST US.

yesssssss

and I guess this makes the Gilgamesh fandom the winner in the contest of who had the longest time between updates…

Reblogging for that last comment. 

vextera:

guardofvariansbutt:

The other day at the mall i saw a 15 year old sitting in a Claire’s piercing booth and it took every fiber in my being to not just grab her and take her to the actual, clean and sanitary and not guaranteed to fuck up your ears tattoo shop literally next door. Like I was frantic. Snakes manifested in my house

Piercing guns almost ALWAYS cause infections

They hurt more because they jam dull jewelry into your ear

Needles from a professional are designed to allow for minimum damage thus less pain.

The people working there literally have no idea what the fuck they’re doing and just guess it with a 1 hour training video vs a professional who trained under a mentor for at least a year and has a passion in the craft

They use bad metal for healings (copper, silver, etc) that can irritate ears. Surgical grade steel should be the only thing in your healing piercings

They put them on way to tight, causing swelling issues. Swelling is normal and piercings should be large enough to allow for that

They give you shit aftercare advice and cleaner (literally just buy saline solution at Spencer’s or hot topic for 8 dollars at the most and don’t touch them at all)

If done on cartilage it can LITERALLY SHATTER YOUR EARS

Please if any young girls in your family want their ears pierced take them to actual professional and don’t trust piercing guns. If a professional says your kid is too young (I.e a fucking baby) then trust their professional judgement. It costs more but you are getting essentially a art piece from a highly trained professional who knows what they’re doing vs a part time min wage employee who had 1 hour training on how to pierce ears.

I literally wrote an entire essay in college why piercing guns should be banned with pictures and my professor told me she was so interested in my topic and had no idea and even googled the topic herself out of curiosity and was horrified on the amount of damage they case

I am a licensed piercing professional and this is all sound and accurate advice. Get your piercings done by a licensed professional at a reputable shop. Not at the mall kiosk that uses piercing guns. Not by your friend who ordered a kit off of Amazon. 

Association of Professional Piercers Aftercare Guide:

https://www.safepiercing.org/aftercare.php

I got my ears pierced at Claire’s and though they didn’t get infected I did get this nasty complication where one of the earrings was on too tight and the stud was getting pulled out the back of my earlobe. It hurt about as much as it sounds. If I get another piercing I’m going to a professional.

Highlights of my birthday haul. Some of this I bought myself while we were shopping and some were birthday presents.

The top two are art pieces my brother gave me. One is a print where I think he was painting with photography chemicals and the other is an oil painting of a character from a short story I wrote. He’s a zombie eating brains out of a Tupperware container.

I bought a bunch of really cool Halloween fabrics at Joann as well as a SIZE U CROCHET HOOK. Actual dialogue from this moment:

Mom: What does one do with a crochet hook that size?

Me: I don’t know but I can’t wait to find out.

I feel like I could crochet a new universe with that thing. I also found an Edgar Allan Poe coloring book.

All in all it was a nice day.

Happy birthday!!! Hope you had/are having a nice day <3 [insert gifs of kittens and other cute animals here since I can't actually attach those in an ask unfortunately] *throws virtual confetti*

Thank you! I had a pretty swell day on Saturday once we got done dealing with my new phone (not a bday present or anything i just switched carriers) I went shopping with my mom which was fun. Then on my actual birthday i just tried to relax as much as I could. It was nice.

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

just my opinion but if the makeup industry is going to market towards young girls who haven’t even hit puberty yet and insist that they have hundreds of dollars with of high end makeup then they cannot name their products things like ‘climax’ and ‘super orgasm’ or even make puns like ‘glow job’ or claim in bold letters that the mascara is ‘sex proof’ when these young girls have no idea what any of these terms mean and frankly they shouldn’t understand the meaning behind an eyeshadow called ‘daddy’s girl’ or a blush called deep throat it’s all part of the hyper-sexualization of young girls and it’s just getting worse and worse in this new age of instagram/youtube mua’s where girls as young as 8 years old are being pressured into having a beat face that makes them look my age

but that’s just my opinion

If it’s marketed toward grown women, I don’t have too much of a problem with it, like Nars can keep their orgasm blush and it’s fine with me because it’s marketed to grown ass woman so w/e (though whoever has the Better Than Sex mascara we need to talk because that shit’s meaningless to my asexual ass I mean you aren’t marketing it to me, but you might as well have said it’s better than idk post-it notes or better than zipper pulls or better than the city of Cleveland or something for all I give a crap that it’s better than sex  but htat’s just me don’t go by me) 

But if Too-Faced is going to have packaging that looks like something out of Polly fuckdamn Pocket they have no business having shade names that are innuendos I mean wtf. And what child can afford kawaii shit in the first place like wtf who is this for?