great concept: bram stokers dracula & everything is the same except
Well Nebula went at her dinner like she hasn’t eaten in days so thank Bastet for that. All my fur children are eating so I’m counting my blessings there.
Stomach: Umm idk dude. Not sure I’m feeling it. Am I the only one who remembers all the tequila hangovers from undergrad?
Brain: ALCOHOL.
Stomach: But-
Me: hey guys. I have to work tomorrow so….
Brain: DAMMIT
Me: it’s OK Brain. Just wait till Saturday.
This is going to be both the worst and most necessary birthday drink I have ever – well OK since last year’s birthday drink which I got right before losing my job.
I swear I am about to either throw up or turn to the Dark Side. I haven’t decided yet.
So, they would prefer to decide their fate by majority opinion rather than being ruled by me, whose right to kingship was passed down from ancestors said to be a god and a mermaid.
The Paradox Machine 