I DON’T KNOW. LIKE, I REALLY DON’T KNOW. I’ll just pick up my sketchbook and I’ll either make up a comic out of thin air or I’ll draw Bones holding a giant band-aid.
“Dad was, is and always will be one of the kindest, most generous, gentlest souls I’ve ever known, and while there are few things I know for certain right now, one of them is that not just my world, but the entire world is forever a little darker, less colourful and less full of laughter in his absence. We’ll just have to work twice as hard to fill it back up again.” – Zelda Williams
In loving memory of Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) We miss you every day ♥
people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
if these were vipers it would be a different story, but dude. these are pythons. look at their puppy faces. a bite from these guys is probably less painful than a bite from your dog.
Aren’t snakes that big pretty chill anyway?
People scared of snakes are dumb
I get the cash AND steal the snakes and build them a sweet as fuck snake habitat to live in with my $$$$
Complimenting my shoes: perfectly fine, flattering, yes, good
Complimenting my shoes via text when I have NOT SET EYES ON YOU TODAY: Creepy. As. Fuck. (See also: Don’t, no.)
The Paradox Machine 