Let me introduce you to the 3 most beautiful words I’ve ever heard together

Noise

Blocking

Curtains

I’m having them overnighted to me. I am not fucking around.

Bottomline: I cannot deal with sleep deprivation and super loud noises at the same time.

I looked and I think it’s a jackhammer. Right outside my bedroom window. At 8:30 in the morning. On a Saturday.

Now it’ll stop for about 5 minutes, just long enough to trick me into thinking it’s over, then it will start back up again.

Why.

yesterdaysprint:

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947

Source: yesterdaysprint

After a week of no construction whatsoever, they’re back and idk drilling the concrete or something out by the pool right outside my bedroom window

At EIGHT. THIRTY. IN. THE. MORNING.

ON A SATURDAY.

I’ve only had 5 hours of sleep. This month.

I get that it’s really hot and they have to start super early before the heat sets in but here’s a thought.

DON’T RESURFACE THE FUCKING SWIMMING POOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING SUMMER.

Oh great my cats know I’m awake and want breakfast. I’m sorry Ray-Ray, I can’t help you. I’m too busy BEGGING FOR DEATH.

cvssian:

underappreciated characters:

tolkien → gimli

Source: cvssian

moonlandingwasfaked:

age: 17

Source: dankmemeuniversity

Animal Reviews!

elodieunderglass:

catchymemes:

Source: facebook.com

This is so thorough! Thank you @ilsa-fireswan for sending it to me.

odinsblog:

Remembering James Baldwin: American novelist, Civil Rights activist and social justice warrior, born on August 2nd 1924

Source: odinsblog

davidxn:

vladthelordofdoomandpancakes:

Translation:
“I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry”
*the standard effect of touching a soviet car*
*laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart – the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.