just massive pieces of driftwood. and thats okay. its normal.
“hey i think you guys dropped this”
Playing fetch with the Deep Ones.
Of course! Of course some of the first talking dolls were invented by Thomas Edison. And of course they were absolutely terrifying and scared children. Of course. Because dolls are horrible and Edison was one of history’s great supervillains and of course he would do something as monumentally evil as inventing talking dolls.
Oh and they sounded even worse as the doll aged? What a shock!
Internet @me: Heyyyy wanna hear what the dolls sounded like?
I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:
To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?
Sometimes when I’m down, I remember that scene at a convention when Leonard Nimoy and De Kelley are reading fanfiction to the audience, and they pause at a scene to remember the destroyed Enterprise and place their hands over their hearts
and De does a double-take, skips over to Nimoy, and fixes his hand so it’s on his lower ribcage, where the vulcan heart actually is, and then goes back to his spot and remarks something like “I should know I’m his doctor” and continues on.
Both the boys are mad at me because they have nasty ears and I had to clean them. Nebula is laying next to me on the bed because her ears are not dirty and gross, so she was the only one spared having Sweet Pea Vanilla scented gloop poured in her ears.
I just got comfy and my wifi is out and needs to be reset. Why do I not have magical powers?
The Paradox Machine 