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Quentin Collins (Dark Shadows)

uter-fist:

weloveshortvideos:

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

FUCK

this is my favorite post on this god forsaken website

everytime i fucking see this i lose my shit

I tried to play the whole thing but it scared my cat.

I just got home and Arthur in his excitement stepped on my foot. My foot with the busted toe. Again. Honestly if he’d stop stepping on me it’d probably be healed by now. I screamed a bit both because the thing is still tender and also in hopes that if he learns that it hurts a lot he’ll stop doing it.

He stepped back looking a bit upset (sorry buddy but that hurts!) A second latee I heard a meow and Nebula came running over and got in Arthur’s face and was glaring at him.

I can only interpret this to mean Nebula heard me yelp and scold Arthur and came running over to tell him off herself.

seatrench:

Giant Squid

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Source: seatrench

I know a lot of his situation is his own fault but I just cannot get through the first episode of Slings and Arrows without wanting to hug Oliver very badly. He’s just so lonely and so sad.

anakinskydala:

so who do i have to pay to get natalie, mark, and hayden all in a room together??

bonus:

Source: markantonys

anakinskydala:

so who do i have to pay to get natalie, mark, and hayden all in a room together??

bonus:

Source: markantonys

Source: galgorithm

the-queen-of-thedas:

I’m not American, but those of you that are, call your damn representatives. Stop another Hitler from destroying lives

Friendly reminder AGAIN that the president previously admitted to keeping a copy of Hitler’s My New World Order on his bedside and admiring his writing.

Source: alwaysbewoke

shennanigoats:

shredsandpatches:

bigmysteriousmoon:

bigmysteriousmoon:

i have greensleeves stuck in my head but, like, the horrible otamatone version

just in case anyones forgotten this absolute masterpiece

What I love most about this is that you start it and you go “eh, it’s not THAT funny, they just sound like crumhorns really.”

AND THEN THE THIRD ONE COMES IN.

I was listening to this and it got interrupted by a text from my sister in the other room like “what the actual fuck are you listening to”