everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.
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I have a mountain of work to do and my shoulder is acting up. It doesn’t hurt that bad but I’m constantly using it so it’s like slow torture. Whyyyyyyyyyy.
BUT in the interests of positivity
my AC went out again yesterday. I woke up and it was 80F in my apartment. BUT I put in a work order with the complex, thinking no way they’d fix it that day because I didn’t have time to put my dog away. (It’s a MASSIVE pain in the ass because I have to put the water bowl and the litter box in there and then wrangle the cats which…herding cats is a phrase for a reason) But nope. The maintenance guy bucked up and went in and fixed it.
It’s frustrating because while I know he’s big and some people are afraid of dogs, he is the friendliest dog I’ve ever seen, I didn’t even think he knew how to growl until recently, and he only does that at stray cats, he’s more outgoing and friendly than I am, and yet people are terrified of him and I have to lock him and the poor cats in the bedroom if I need any maintenance done. And that bedroom is tiny. So I’m really grateful for the maintenance guy being brave. Especially since the heat can hurt my dog.
Napoleon’s Smile/Grin When He Realizes He’s In Trouble (Or Trying To Flirt With The Enemy) Appreciation Post
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/theparadoxmachine/174401935150/tumblr_p9552yboKA1w3p0bt?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are – Tyce
Please do not share outside Tumblr, buy the album on Amazon or Itunes!!!!
This is not from Tanz der Vampire, but it may sound very familiar like one of our most beloved TdV songs: Die unstillbare Gier
This song was first composed like this and changed and adapted for Tanz der Vampire by Jim Steinman.
But the song found its way into a musical: Bat out of hell also by Jim Steinman
What do you think? What version do you like more?
For me it will always be the original recording by Meat Loaf for the Bat Out of Hell II album, though I really like the update given to the melody in Tanz.
“Ray-Ray, will you go reset the router?”
“I cannot. I do not have fumbs.”
Your cursed object for the day
I normally like neuro beverages. The sleep formula is amazing and bliss is awesome. So I thought this sounded interesting. But then….
Ughhh pescatarian? Pescatarians eat fish and no other meat. How is that relevant here?
Ummmm why is there fish in my drink? I know the protein has to come from somewhere but that’s going to change the flavor right?
Well maybe it’ll be okay. Watermelon mint sounds like an interesting flavor combination. It’ll probably be fine.
Spoiler alert: it was NOT fine. It tastes like watermelon with a fishy aftertaste. It. Is. Gross.
Important twitter thread. 5/28/2018. (SOURCE)
update: Some info sources about this
NY Times article from 4/26/2018
Snopes article about the “misplaced” children
And some context via the Snopes article (emphasis mine):
We note that this passage means that ORR made some effort to ascertain the status of children placed with sponsors and were unable to determine where some 1,475 of those children were. This doesn’t mean those children are “missing” in the sense of being outside the home, control, or care of their guardians, but rather that the ORR is unaware of their exact whereabouts at the moment.
We reached out to HHS and were told by a spokesman that when children cross into the U.S. alone, their custody is transferred from the Department of Homeland Security, which oversees immigration enforcement, to HHS’s Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR). Children are then released to a sponsor in the U.S. who is selected and approved by ORR. These sponsors undergo background checks, and although the majority of such sponsors (85%) are parents or immediate family members, HHS told us, the remainder are typically more distant relatives or non-relatives whom the children had some previous relationship with.
Reblogging with some updated info now that I’m not mobile.
Sick Tiger Cub Gets Rescued From Circus, Makes Incredible Recovery And Finds Love
SHES BLEPPING IN THE LAST PHOTO HELP ME
Since so many “tiger rescues” aren’t really rescues at all, I did some googling on this one.
Good news: This is a legit rescue, carried out by Tigers in America. This organisation rescues tigers from horrible situations like this.
If you’re an animal conservationist looking for an organisation to support, Tigers in America is worth looking into.
BIG KITTY
Look at this precious girl. LOOK AT HER!!
I’m blubbering over here at this sweet little girl and her recovery.
The Paradox Machine 