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ronald-reagan-apologist:

I’m just gonna say that it’s illogical that we should have to beg and grovel at the feet of senators for a right that 83% of the population agrees is a right. Please contact your senators any way that you are able, but please remember that groveling to the state should be unnecessary to preserve our rights to access the internet.

T-shirts I got at Fan expo.

If I had the money, I would have cleaned them out of MFU shirts and sent them to all my MFU buddies. There were more I wanted, like Twilight Zone and Outer Limits but I didn’t want to go crazy at one booth.

One thing I forgot to mention about Fan Expo. Ben Affleck was there and apparently was a total cranky ass during the photo sessions, which pissed off a fair amount of people, especially considering how much they were charging.

The best part about this though was there was this guy who had a booth who had run off to get a picture with Affleck and was at his booth boasting “I almost got him to smile!”

See the guy in question had with him this…friend. A friend he had crafted out of a pair of wooden boards and a Styrofoam sphere for a head which he called Stickman. When he met Ben Affleck he put one of those really cheap Superman costumes on it. You You know the ones with the fake abs? He gets to the booth and Ben Affleck goes

“What is that? ”

And the guy proudly introduces Super Stickman.

And Ben Affleck kind of goes

“…..Can I hold him?”

So of course the guy lets him hold Super Stickman for the picture and sure enough, he almost has a smile in the photo.

builtfjordtuff:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

iamnotswarley:

iamnotswarley:

I mean how can you not love Mads Mikkelsen. He

  • met his wife while playing a drag queen
  • spent the whole “Clash of the Titans” clusterfuck trolling Sam Worthington
  • gives zero fucks about society’s expectation of what famous actors should behave like
  • can wear the shit out of a suit, but prefers sportswear
  • knows he is made of cheekbones. accepts it. uses it to his advantage
  • went into dancing to score with dancers, stayed with it, went into acting after; two zero-guarantee careers right here and he made them work
  • is always, always nice to fans. 
  • ships hannigram harder than Bryan Fuller.
  • is so fucking talented. seriously. SO fucking talented. he’s a fucking national treasure in Denmark.
  • threw serious shade at Lars Von Trier, and it was amazing.

also, he

  • has never seen a Star Wars movie and didn’t even realize how big being in one would be.
  • also probably had no idea how big a Marvel movie would be.
  • still went with doing both because he got really well paid got to do air kung-fu and shit.
  • joined one of the most highly anticipated video games ever without understanding anything about the plot and/or video games. 
  • went salsa dancing with his Hannibal co-stars, director, and showrunner, despite saying he doesn’t dance in public anymore.
  • did a Con and got drunk with a bunch of furries.
  • also got onstage with a screamo band (during the same Con?) and shot toilet paper at the pit.
  • wears every flower crown he’s ever been given. it’s like a thing. sometimes wears two at the same time.
  • once wore a pink “rosé over bitches” sweatshirt while completely smashed and it was great.
  • proudly played the ‘Bitch’ in Rihanna’s Bitch Better Have My Money video and didn’t get why it was such a big deal.
  • avoided major injury in a crash where he was sent flying from his motorcycle but managed to flip in midair and land perfectly on his feet.

Mads Mikkelsen is a centuries old immortal that doesn’t quite grasp the modern concept of celebrity, in this essay I will