Hirakawa Zoo, Kagoshima : “One chilly morning, we found a black, rounded object in front of the pond in one of the animal cages. Upon closer inspection, it turns out to be our panther, Sue, curled up on top of the rock covering the heater.
Consent is when a person freely agrees to something. When it comes to sex, consent is mandatory — and sexy! — every time.
Consent is FRIES:
Freely given | It’s not okay to pressure, trick, or threaten someone into saying yes. And you can’t give consent if you’re drunk, high, or passed out.
Reversible | It’s okay to say yes and then change your mind — at any time! Even if you’ve done it before, and even if you’re both naked in bed.
Informed | You can only consent to something if you have all the facts. For example, if someone says they’ll use a condom and then they don’t, there isn’t full consent.
Enthusiastic | When it comes to sex, you should do stuff you WANT to do, not things people expect you to do. If someone doesn’t seem enthusiastic (meaning happy, excited, or energized), stop and check in.
Specific | Saying yes to one thing (like going to the bedroom to make out) doesn’t mean you’re saying yes to other things (like having sex).
it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters
go bump in the night
scratches at your door
alarming noises
“where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing
turn back and THERE IT IS
one of nature’s most efficient killing machines
will prove this by bringing you corpses
every single game they play is just a variant of ‘kill the thing’
cuter than our own babies
instantly 5x more terrifying when they have thumbs
I dunno, Cricket mostly uses HIS thumbs to try to open the bathroom door when somebody CLOSED A DOOR and refuses to open it depsite the fact he’s yelling at them. Or to pick up his jingly ball.
The Paradox Machine 