I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂
black mirror season 4
Savage
Oh wow
This is super epic.
He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.
HOWEVER
If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.
“When (my husband) is bitchy, that’s where I take him. (To get him pho) It’s one of the only things that’ll calm his ass down.”
Here, guy. Let me rephrase that for you.
“When my husband is in a bad mood, I’ll take him for pho. It always makes him feel better.”
Wtf. How devoid of compassion do you have to be as a partner to say something like that?
Let me be very clear. This is not him being a Cranky Ass just this once. Oh no. I have been here since last October so 5 months and I have yet to hear him say a single positive thing about his spouse. Not. One.
I know his was a marriage of convenience. I know this because he tells me that whenever we talk about the company insurance plan. I know he’s not too fond of his husband’s dog. I know they’re having serious money troubles. I know his spouse has been depressed because he lost an eye which left him unable to participate in activities he used to love. I know they’re not monogamous.
But I do not for my life know that he even cares about this poor guy. Hell I think I probably care more about his husband than he does. I feel sorry for him. I have to deal with his bullshit at work but he’s got to live with him.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
Seriously dude? REALLY?!?!?
Dude seriously just said
“When (my husband) is bitchy, that’s where I take him. (To get him pho) It’s one of the only things that’ll calm his ass down.”
Here, guy. Let me rephrase that for you.
“When my husband is in a bad mood, I’ll take him for pho. It always makes him feel better.”
Wtf. How devoid of compassion do you have to be as a partner to say something like that?
The Paradox Machine 