Last night I got a phone call from a family friend, my former babysitter, who I have not seen or spoken to in 2 years. She had gotten a call from Waco saying I was in jail. I was neither in Waco nor in jail. Still no idea what that was about.

Today is my dad’s birthday. He passed away over 7 years ago. I walked into work and they had birthday cake and ice cream set out. I’m still not sure who it’s actually for.

My mom called last night to make sure I wasn’t in jail. I made a joke about having an out of body experience. I’m honestly not sure it’s not actually happening.

Am I actually even awake? I feel like I’m part of the world’s dissociative state or something.

Either the world needs to start making more sense or it needs to let me go back to bed.

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

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This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.


His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.


Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

This is druidic as fuck