invertprivilege:

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nunyabizni:

platypus-protection-syndicate:

Heads up recall…

boosting keep your bits safe people

the one brand of tampons I use…. are you fucking kidding me?

PUBLISHED: DEC 12TH, 2018 – 10:34AM (EST)UPDATED: DEC 12TH, 2018 – 4:00PM (EST)

INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) — The company that owns Kotex is recalling its U by Kotex Sleek Tampons due to a quality-related defect.

According to the company, the tampons are unraveling or coming apart upon removal. In some cases, users have had to seek medical attention to remove tampon pieces left in the body.

We announced today a voluntary recall of U by Kotex® Sleek® Tampons, Regular Absorbency sold in the U.S. & Canada for a quality-related defect that could impact the product performance. For info, please read our FAQs: http://bit.ly/2B7yMjr or contact us: http://bit.ly/2EiLhMe

The recall affects tampons manufactured between October 7, 2016 and October 16, 2018. They were distributed from October 17, 2016 to October 23, 2018, according to Kimberly-Clark.com.

Symptoms of the defect include pain, swelling, infections, nausea or vomiting. There have been a small number of reports of infections and injury, according to the company.

Anyone with the affected products are urged to stop using the product immediately and contact Kimberly-Clark’s Consumer Service team at 1-888-255-3499.

To see the full list of recalled products, click here.

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catsbeaversandducks:

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

saphura:

theparadoxmachine:

theparadoxmachine:

I don’t want my quinoa. Quinoa is bullshit. Quinoa is lie.

I made it the same way I made my rice (and yes I rinsed) and it still tastes gross. And bland. And mind you, I added salt, garlic, and a buttload of herbs. And I cooked it in chicken broth.

I don’t like it. It’s boring and sad and definitely not the oreo milkshake I am currently craving.

And don’t tell me this shit is more filling than rice. I’ve eaten this stuff nearly every day for the last 2 weeks and I am nearly always starving about an hour later.

Quinoa can burn in hell.

My favorite way to eat Quinoa (which, yes, I agree it can be very bland sometimes)

-Prepare your quinoa as instructed on the box (1:2.25 ratio quinoa to water)

-dice cucumber, shallot (preferred, but onion will do in a pinch just don’t use as much), red/green bell pepper, carrots, cherry tomatoes (those you can cut in half, everything else dice them nice and smol)

-or whatever crunchy veggies you like. I sometimes throw in some edamame if I have it. 

-Toss veg into a bowl. Bung the quinoa in there as well when it’s done

-Mix with olive oil and lemon juice and salt and pepper. For an added bonus chop some herbs in there too.

I have come across microwavable quinoa, STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHIT. 

But are the other ingredients cooked? I have a strong aversion to uncooked bell pepper and deep hatred of onions that borders on arch enemy status (the feeling is entirely mutual)

My other issues are, it’s more expensive and I’m on a budget and I really need something hot to eat (is it being reheated a problem?) Because my office is freezing.