the part of adulthood that nobody prepared me for was how some nights you’re like “yknow what? i’m in the mood to cook a full 12-course meal for myself” and other nights you’re like “tortilla chips are basically an entire meal it’s fine”
These clay dogs (~645 BC) were substitutes for real dogs in a ritual from ancient Nineveh, located along the Tigris River in what is now northern Iraq. Well-trained, effective guard dogs were probably too highly valued to kill, hence the substitution of clay figurines. Each figurine may have represented an actual, living dog who bore that name. The ritual required that the clay dogs be painted two each of five colors, with their names written on them, and buried in groups of ten on either side of a gateway’s foundation. The ritual was thought to magically transfer the dogs’ protection to the gates. The dogs have fierce names, like, “Expeller of evil”, “Don’t think, bite!”, “Biter of his foe”, and “Catcher of the enemy”. The dogs are a breed of large, muscular mastiff-type dogs with prick or half-prick ears, a round head with a pronounced stop and heavy muzzle, large paws, and a tightly curled, chow-like tail. They are in the British Museum.
Archaeologists examining these models came to the startling conclusion that every single one of these dogs was such a good boy.
Wow. Such cool things my husband sends me on tumblr.
@trashrichie , Leslie Knope, mini-Richie and mini-Stan. I don’t know if we survive but this is going to be one hell of a ride B))))
ok but I don’t text ppl so the last person in my dm’s is @stormyandthehurricanes , rick grimes and mark hamill. I ahhh, think we have a pretty good chance to survive tbfh
My sleepy bi, Brooklyn’s 99th Precinct Nd Spider-Cat. I think I’ll be ok
Okay, so you’re telling me I gotta surive the zombies with my friend Andrei from Hockey, Michael Burnham, and Bitty?? I got two hockey players and a scientist/soldier, and Bitty and I can cook whatever we find, we’re creative. We’ll be fine.
So, @strohller27, the major from Stand Alone complex, and Sayori from Doki Doki. This seems like a very unbalanced team
My mum, boys from the Dwarf and two U.N.C.L.E. agents.
A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.
Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.
Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”
oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend
i’m mark hamill
The real victory here is knowing that Mark Hamill was good enough friends his co-stars to randomly show up at their houses uninvited to hang out and get food while simultaneously being too self absorbed to notice anything
In an effort to focus less on makeup and more on skin care, not because I don’t like wearing makeup anymore but because I’m pushing 30 and because I haven’t had a lot of time for makeup lately, I got this brightening radiance face mask.
Did it work? Is my face suitably radiant?
In the event that my face is not suitably radiant, please enjoy an adorable picture of my cat.
let’s be real here girls. men who sincerely think that women are just confusing and don’t make sense have the emotional capacity and listening skills of a singular unsalted peanut and that’s the gospel truth
The Paradox Machine 