glumshoe:

If you like being fashionable, looking hot, and/or channeling your inner eldritch abomination, you need to commission Etsy artist FactoryRejects for a custom up-cycled jacket. You might have seen her work floating around uncredited on Tumblr or Pinterest. While she is currently focusing on a related project and opening a line of clothing made from scratch, she is always accepting commissions, and you can browse her previous sales page for examples and inspiration. 

It’s one thing when your wardrobe earns you weird looks – it’s another thing entirely when your wardrobe stares right back.

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

themillenialfalcon:

[x] Star Wars’d Lovers Volume 1: Han and Leia as Beatrice and Benedick

Beatrice: Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signor Benedick? Courtesy itself must convert to disdain if you come in her presence.

Benedick: Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted. And I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart, for truly I love none.

Beatrice: A dear happiness to women. They would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood I am of your humor for that. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.

Much Ado About Nothing 1.1.92-108.

aphrodeiti:

Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma?? Like you’ve been dealing with it for so long that when you accidentally let it slip out in conversation and the persons like “um oh my god?” You’re like wow I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another #noted