honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”
Person filming: There – there’s a bigger one there, mate. Don’t want to ruin your day or nothing.
Between all this crap with the apartment and work being extra stressful and having that headache and almost throwing up, by the time I got home I was in tears and sobbing. I laid down on my bed, trying to decide if I wanted to take 2 excedrin or all of them and Nebula took one look at me, must have gone “NOPE” in her little kitty head and hopped up next to me.
canon: character is seen eating curly fries in one (1) episode
every fic in existence: they’ve never eaten anything besides curly fries in their entire life. their entire world revolves around curly fries. they sleep in a nest of curly fries and took a carton of them to junior prom. there’s always a backup fry in their pocket in case they become hypofrycemic
My mom is coming up tomorrow to help me with the move. At least she was. Now she’s coming up to grab the complex by the throat and force them to stop screwing me over. This entire process has been awful and stressful and gave me a terrible tension headache so bad I was completely useless tonight and got nothing done.
I feel kind of bad being 28 and needing my mom to step in and help me, but I am mentally very fragile right now and I need an advocate.
I just hope I don’t end up having to empty my grad school fund for this shitty apartment or walk on this shitty apartment because I can’t afford the ridiculous fees.
Also super shout out to the walgreens cashier who saw me buying excedrin for tension headaches and absolutely nothing else and told me “Feel better” without even asking. You are awesome.
I had a dream last night that I was in a this really old house that had been converted into an antique store and it was kind of weird and eerie and I was in this hallway looking at a bookshelf full of old vhs tapes and dvds. I was looking rather fervently for this old movie that Paul Reubens starred in. I had heard of it and really wanted to see it but was having a hard time tracking it down.
I was really upset to wake up and find out the movie didn’t exist.
THEY *JUST* GOT ENOUGH VOTES TO PASS THE TAX BILL UNLESS WE FLIP SUSAN COLLINS
Call (202) 224-2523.
Say: “This bill would hurt millions of American families and I’m asking you to do what’s right and vote against it.”
This is her office in Augusta, Maine: (207) 622-8414
This is her office in Portland: (207) 780-3575
Bangor: (207) 945-0417
Give em (polite but firm) hell
If you are from Maine and you are against this bill, you have more power than any of us right now so please call. This worked last time. And the time before that. Don’t slack off now.
The Paradox Machine 