Look. I’m a grownass adult. I lived on my own for years. I can look after myself. If I have to, I can cook my own meals. I can clean up after myself. And really, I know I shouldn’t complain much considering I’m living here rent free and I really don’t mind doing dishes for everyone.
I’m just saying that it’s a little smite bit irritating cleaning cooking pans from the preparation of a meal that was prepared while I was sitting right here that I was not invited to. Like, you make dinner for yourselves and don’t make enough for me to have any then leave the dishes for me to clean, and maybe I’m wrong, maybe I’m off base here, but to me, that seems, just a bit, just a trifle bit rude.
Gettin’ kinda tired of seeing posts I can’t reblog.
It’s not that I dislike the content. It’s just irritating to go reblog something only to be told, nope you can’t do that. Well then tumblr, why can I see it in the first place? It’s like putting a peanut butter cup in front of my face and saying “Here, doesn’t that look nice” then yanking it away as soon as I reach for it.
A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside
And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan
Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry
honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes
the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over
The Paradox Machine 