I’m packing up my history books (holy hell there’s so many) and this is how far gone I am mentally, I’ve started trash talking the subjects of the books as I pack them away. I told Thomas Jefferson to eat me. I merely frowned disappointedly at Elizabeth Cady Stanton (you broke my fucking heart Liz. You. Broke. My. Heart.) I might have told Andrew Jackson to go fuck himself. 

virginiamccooley:

theparadoxmachine:

I need a hug.

Like a irl hug. I don’t think I’ve seen a real person in a few weeks. I mean, a neighbor or two but that’s it.

Mom’s coming down on Friday to see It with me. I’m thinking about asking my brother and his girlfriend to come up sometime and just eat dinner or something. I need human contact so bad.

I wish I could give you a real one but I hope this one helps a little.

Thanks ❤ it does

shaudo:

amerigoilluminatusx:

officialfist:

amerigoilluminatusx:

What???

3 people died and 7 became ill after eating blue bell due to the bacteria listeria being found in several machines. Most people’s immune systems shrugged it off but people with compromised immune systems (birth defects or diseases such as HIV) could become seriously ill or in this case die as a result of it.

Damn, that’s crazy that it happened, I’m glad I know not to buy them now.

@amerigoilluminatusx Hello! Texas native, here with more information that you should have the opportunity to know.

The second it became clear that Blue Bell was the source, they voluntarily shut down their facilities and recalled EVERYTHING they currently had on the market, around 8 million gallons of ice cream.

They tested, disassembled and thoroughly sterilized, then retested their manufacturing equipment. At least one major piece of equipment was thrown away, presumably because they couldn’t guarantee it was safe.

They tracked down the source of the “outbreak” and submitted a root cause analysis (with some info redacted here) to the FDA. And then they slowly started manufacturing again, releasing a few flavors at a time, testing each shipment before sending them out.

This happened over a year ago. They’re still recovering.

They threw away MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep people safe instead of, you know, trying to keep everything under wraps. (Honestly the tagline here should be “We Scare Because We Care” or somethin.) Blue Bell is a fricken solid and honest company.

So, yeah, enjoy your ice cream! ALL OF BLUE BELL IS DOING EVERYTHING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO KEEP IT SAFE AND DELICIOUS.

That is all.

I need a hug.

Like a irl hug. I don’t think I’ve seen a real person in a few weeks. I mean, a neighbor or two but that’s it.

Mom’s coming down on Friday to see It with me. I’m thinking about asking my brother and his girlfriend to come up sometime and just eat dinner or something. I need human contact so bad.

math-is-magic:

One of my good friends just came out to her boyfriend about being ace. She was so worried about it, and she’s used to having to explain what asexuality even is, even before she can worry about getting acceptance for it. 

So she asked him if he knew what that meant, and he was like, “Oh, yeah! One of my favorite characters on TV is ace! (Todd, from BoJack Horseman) I get that,” and it just made her entire coming out to him so much easier and more accepting and she’s so much happier now.

Just. Like. Representation matters.

roquentine19:

darthmelyanna:

ekjohnston:

violent-darts:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

lazarusgirl:

secretninjachild:

#can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night?

What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.

She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids.

I remember watching this live and thinking, ‘that’s not the Queen, no way.’ Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THAT’S THE ACTUAL QUEEN! 

And that’s why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite.

My favourite thing is that you can tell Craig is, underneath the stoic Bondness, going EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE I AM ACTING WITH THE QUEEN EEEEEE I AM BEING BOND WITH THE ACTUAL FUCKING QUEEN NO OTHER BONDS GOT TO DO THIS EEEEE. 

I feel this is also a realistic feeling for Bond in this moment so really excellent method Mr Craig. 

Also, she made them change the helicopter they were going to use because she knew it was the wrong type of helicopter.

ALSO they brought her the script for approval and she was all “Cool, can I play me?” and they were all “Um…yes?” because originally they were going to cast for the part.

The Queen’s knowledge of all things vehicular is always worth a reblog.

There is so much to love about all of this.

thequarkside:

Friday, Cassini will dive into Saturn’s atmosphere and put an end to its nearly 20 year mission. Over those years we learned an incredible amount of information about Saturn, its rings, and its many moons. During the grand finale, Cassini will continue to send back information about Saturns atmosphere before burning up like a shooting star.