i don’t trust men who are unable to maintain platonic relationships with women.
Good. Don’t.
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I think my period is FINALLY about to start. Nearly a week late.
Look, uterus, I know what this is about. I know we’re stressed and you’re panicking and I get it. But you being this late makes me MORE stressed. That and the fact that we’re just rotating through this cycle of pms just aggravates everything, so maybe get on with it so we can move on with our life?
“Whats UP YOUTUBE! Today we gonna do another Unboxing Video!”
*a shovel in hand, I enter the Graveyard*
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Only Texas Can Have
An Eclipse
A Burn Ban
A Drought
An Earthquake
A Tornado
And a fucking Hurricane named Harvey.All within one fucking week. When we tell y’all that the weather is crazy in Texas, we fucking mean it.
I didn’t run away from home, but I didn’t walk, either.
There are no words for what’s happening in Houston right now.
The Paradox Machine 