squeeful:

ineptshieldmaid:

marzipanandminutiae:

feels-for-the-fictional:

satanpositive:

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

They are indeed purple,
But one thing you’ve missed:
The concept of “purple”
Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names
For a color, you see.
Hence good old Homer
And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint,
A phrasing so old,
For verses of romance
Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red.
Violets once were called blue.
I’m hugely pedantic
But what else is new?

My friend you’re not wrong

About Homer’s wine-ey sea!

Colours are a matter

Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux

And meanings they drift

But the word purple

You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple,

My friends, is old

And refers to a pigment

once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs

From the wine-dark sea

You make a dye:

Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome,

to wear purpura

was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’,

for clothes so fancy,

Entered English

By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets

Not purple in song?

The dye from this mollusc,

known for so long

Is almost magenta;

More red than blue.

The concept of purple

is old, and yet new.

The dye is red,

So this might be true:

Roses are purple

And violets are blue

.

While this song makes me merry,
Tyrian purple dyes many a hue
From magenta to berry
And a true purple too.


But fun as it is to watch this poetic race
The answer is staring you right in the face:
Roses are red and violets are blue
Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

Okay now I’ll reblog it. Although….

vintagetvfan:

curlicuecal:

tehfanglyfish:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

goodness-gracious-great-balls-of:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

janothar:

geekandmisandry:

becca-cupcake:

starrbear:

fandomsandfeminism:

Full time work should entitle someone to enough pay for rent, food, bills, and leisure activities. Full time work for a full life wage. You put in your 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? You should be able to afford the basic shit you need in life, no matter where you work.

pisses me off that this is considered a radical statement.

I do agree with this but from economic standpoint if you are working at a job like McDonalds as someone flipping burgers and making fries you are getting paid for the amount of skill needed for the job. But if its any other job that requires you to have an actual skill that you can make a career out of then yeah you should be getting paid enough to live a standard life.

If you work FULL TIME you should be able to afford to fucking live. No, it doesn’t matter if it’s flipping burgers, these people contribute to our fucking economy and they MATTER. They should be allowed to be alive.

Jesus fucking Christ do you people hear yourselves?

People like this are why we can’t move on to issues like reducing how many hours is full time, or working out UBI.

We’re going to need to do that. Most people just don’t know what’s coming down the pipeline, without a major change to the structure of the economy, we’re looking at large scale permanent unemployment, even in the “skilled” labor force.

Also? Making food is a fucking skill. Running a fast food kitchen is a fucking skill. Operating a drive-thru is a goddamn fucking skill.

I do not know how to do these things. I have a masters degree and I have no fucking clue how to operate a deep fryer or make coffee drinks. I’d probably not be very good at it, because that kind of hands-on, fast-paced work is very hard for me.

But thankfully, there are people who are good at it, so I can do my job, and they can do theirs, and we can benefit one another by putting our skills to use in different areas. People who work in fast food are not less deserving of comfort and security in their lives just because their skills aren’t valued like they should be. That is a myth developed to deprive people of rights.

My friend works as a medical assistant and I’ve worked at McDonald’s and Starbucks. You know there’s a lot of things you gotta learn in this typa job?

Like in addition to it being physically demanding (standing up for 4-6 hours straight, carrying heavy ice/coffee, constantly getting burned by boiling water and an oven, a lot of reaching and squatting (like a lot a lot I lost 40 FUCKING pounds in a year okay this job demands a lot from the body)), there are actual skills required. Also your skin splits from using so much antibacterial soap.

Do you know what temperature different foods have to be to prevent contamination? If it’s a “cold” or “hot” plate?? Do You know how long food can be out before bacterial contamination can happen?? Do you know the difference between say 1% and heavy whipping cream? Can you teach a chemistry class using milk????? That’s p much what you gotta learn to be able to do. My friend who works as a medic was surprised, because I do more in my day than they do, and THEY told me that. They were shocked how much I actually do; I am on my feet more, talking to more people, I have a working knowledge of food germs food born illnesses and chemistry, I gotta do the same shit with sterilizing my tools the same exact way a doctor sterilizes theirs. Etc etc.

There’s no such thing as an unskilled job. There are only undervalued skills.

“There’s no such thing as an unskilled job. There are only undervalued skills.”

The most physically demanding job I have ever had was McDonald’s. I am fortunate now to have a different job and advanced degrees and while I do work hard now, I never come home with the same level of physical exhaustion that I had at the end of a McDonald’s shift. Plus I had to go home to the stress of not enough money, which is its own kind of hell.

And anyone who wants to go on about how I made good decisions and got degrees and left the McDonald’s can just shut the fuck up.Yeah, I worked hard in college and grad school, but I also got lucky. Everyone who succeeds in this nightmare hellscape got lucky to some extent. Not everyone does. And I am not arrogant enough to think that my PhD means that I’ll never end up in fast food again. The universe/fate/whatever can be a fickle asshole.

Plus the people I see attacking fast food workers who just want to be able to work and pay their damn bills (what a novel fucking concept) also seem to want to be able to buy their fast food for cheap and not get food poisoning. “Wahwah… Bust your ass to feed us safely but don’t expect compensation.”

So stop giving people shit for wanting to be able to fucking exist.

What people mean when they say it’s an “unskilled job” is that it’s an industry that considers its workforce disposable (quickly replaceable) and can therefore coercively drop wages until they find the minimum tier of desperate people. The more companies do this, the more desperate people there are.

People cannot bargain effectively for wages when “need to be alive” is on the table.

And – leaving aside the ethics of underpaying workers, and the skills involved in “unskilled” work, there’s the matter of how it affects The Economy as a whole. When people say that raising wages is bad for the economy they’re forgetting that employees are also consumers. When they can do more than just keep their heads above water they can spend their money on little extras and that money circulates through the economy.

There’s a little thing called the multiplier effect, which basically says that if you give an extra hundred dollar to a billionaire it won’t have any effect on the economy, but if you give the same hundred dollars to a poor person they’ll spend it and it will multiply through the economy.

And that, Dear Readers, is also why trickle down doesn’t work.

When I found out I was losing my job and having the inevitable meltdown about it, one of the things I said to my mom was I won’t go back to retail. I would literally rather be dead. Some people thrive in it, but I hated every single solitary moment of it. A guy at Costco all but offered me a job the other day, but the thought of working retail again made me physically ill. 

Long hours, almost entirely standing. My feet are permanently messed up because of that. And because I was making next to nothing, I could never afford new shoes so that only made the problem worse. 

Retail is hard work and pays next to nothing. A lot of it doesn’t take a whole lot of brain power (though – having worked at a fabric store, I did a lot of math on that job) but that doesn’t mean it isn’t WORK. It is WORK. A lot of work. The job I’m losing is an office job. What I do is important to helping the company run smoothly, and my supervisor is really upset to be losing me because of that. But in terms of grueling hard work, it has NOTHING on retail. I don’t ever want to go back to that. 

And if you think what retail workers do isn’t important, go to Walmart on Black Friday and just look at the unholy mess people make. Because you know what, people who act like working retail isn’t hard are the same damn people who made retail workers’ lives a living hell. You don’t value the work, so who gives a damn if you ruin this person’s day even though they’re not making enough money to pay their damn rent?

jackymedan
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the-a-j-universe:

skwhy:

coldphoenix:

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@theparadoxmachine​ anyway I don’t really feel like deleting this account I’ve had for literally half my life lol and I noticed this post is at least 3 years old, so it’s not a “new” recent thing.. I could start just putting my art in my sta.sh folder (which isn’t public and which I already use to host art I didn’t want to/couldn’t post publicly on DA, it’s kind of like tumblr’s drafts) to be safe.. idk, thanks for letting me know though 🙂

Ok good. I’m glad you’re set. Yeahhh I have to agree, as amazing as your art is, I can’t see any major retailers chomping at the bit to steal your Man from UNCLE and Due South fan art to put on t-shirts. Though, now that I’ve said that…if you did that…I….would probably buy one….

respainey:

elfgrove:

swan2swan:

wuuthradical:

joematar:

I believe this is one of the best tweets ever twotted

They’re destroying history

They’re making history. 

They’re taking supportive reminders of treason, murder, and tyranny and leaving the pedestals empty. People can see the pictures and read the stoies and remember that yes, these things happened, but they can also see the moment when America decided to reject the idolization of treason and terror and attempted to move forward.

Pay attention, because these are the heroes of the future. 

And here’s the thing folks. “Participation trophy” is actually a great descriptor for these statues. They’re not very old. They’re not high art, and you NEVER need statues commemorating the villains in history. You commemorate the heroes.

THE CONFEDERATES LOST. These statues got put up because racist white people were mad that they lost and had to start treating black people as equals so they put up these cheap, mass produced statues to make themselves feel better even though THEY LOST.

Yeah. I said cheap and mass produced. These statues have neither artistic nor historical value. “Why did the statue go down so easy? Many “Lost Cause” era C monuments were mass-produced in the cheapest way possible for mass distribution.

There wasn’t even a layer of the most basic mortar holding the pedestal to the base. Gravity was enough for granite. Cheap, tacky crap.” [Keep scrolling down on that link, the guy is a scholar and details about how these are cheap pieces of trash.]

These statues by and large (I’m sure there’s exceptions, there always are) aren’t old. Like the “battle flags” appearing at state houses and rising in popularity around different areas they didn’t go up until the Jim Crow Laws and Civil Rights Era. They were put up as a petulant, racist response to black folk in america slowly getting rights as human beings. Tear that trash down.

Edit: A list of more confederate statues that would go down just as easily! [link | list]

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takethekeyandlockherup:

forthegothicheroine:

pervocracy:

nudityandnerdery:

seananmcguire:

lindsayribar:

rcmclachlan:

justanxietythings:

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!

Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!

Thanks, Houston, we’re Oh Your Porn Has Emotions Now and you’ve been great.

Hey guys, it’s Just Just Just and The Actuallys and this is our album “Italics”

On tonight’s schedule, Shitty Transitions!

“Cant decide between third person or second person?” she said, yeah you would say something like that wouldn’t you.

Welcome to the stage Just Finish Something Dammit!

lawfullystudying:

julstudies:

rudeartheaux:

bettiefatal:

buckobarns:

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

lol guys

Just taking a chance…